9 year old girl last night throws a better pitch than Gary did

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Last night at the Tampa Bay Rays' game a 9 year old girl brought out to throw the first pitch to only be surprised that the catcher was her father returning home from a two year stint in Afganistan. The real surprise though was this 9 year old girl threw a better pitch than Gary.

    [video=youtube;juLoCA7w0I8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=juLoCA7w0I8[/video]
     
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    SHE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLATE SHE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLATE SHE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLATE

    in what universe is that better than Gary's pitch?? I say Gary threw further and didnt even bounce it!
     
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    damn made me cry! im a fucking fag
     
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    Guess I'm a fag too. Lol. Btw we get Gary threw a bad pitch
     
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    Funny, I have video evidence Gary couldn't even throw it over the water barrier. [video=youtube;EGvD5OSkJ_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGvD5OSkJ_Q[/video]
     
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    GARY DIDN"T MAKE IT TO THE PLATE EITHER. In fact, this girl's pitch got closer to the plate before it bounced than Gary's did.

    This girl threw the ball correctly and threw in the right direction of the plate. But considering she is 9, her power isn't there.

    Gary threw the way you would expect this 9 year old girl to throw. He threw the ball as if he never threw a ball before and wasn't within five feet of home plate.

    Here is the video of Gary's pitch and you are going to tell me he threw it better than this little girl:

    [video=youtube;wfLIyT8HExY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfLIyT8HExY[/video]

    I think even Gary would admit this girl threw a better pitch.
     
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    Gary is a man/ape who claims he is an athlete and coaches baseball, plus he put in a lot of practice for his pitch and even consulted a sport psychologist. This is a girl who was born in 2004.
     
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    Jesus Christ, that girl didn't even exist when Sega still made videogame consoles. Also, I'm pretty sure an Atari 2600 could throw a better pitch than Gary.