96 yo Indian dad

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    A 96-year-old farmer in India says that he has set the record for the world’s oldest new dad – for the second time.

    Ramjit Raghav and his 52-year-old wife Shakuntala Devi, who live in Haryana, 31 miles northwest of Delhi, welcomed baby Ranjeet earlier this month. The healthy baby boy was born on Oct. 5, according to The Times of India.

    Raghav has now beaten his own record for being the world’s oldest new dad, which he set two years ago when he and Shakuntala welcomed their first son together, Vikramajeet. Raghav credits his healthy sex drive at his advanced age for the two late-in-life children, and says it was all natural. :jj:

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/10/farmer-96-claims-to-be-worlds-oldest-new-dad/



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  2. Napoleon V2

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    Alpha as fuck.
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

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    He looks pretty good for 96.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    that nigga would kick Chriza's ass
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    He'd be alpha if the woman was 26 and married to someone else.
     
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    He's probably one of those Indian dudes that can hang heavy shit from his nuts.
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Bottom line, his sperms are swimmers while some 30 year olds shoot blanks.
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Having strong sperm is highly overrated, especially if it results in you having children.
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

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    There's still hope for me. :cheer:
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Doesn't make him less alpha. Spreading your seed is the most alpha thing you can do.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    Spreading seed is easy. Raising kids is harder.
     
  12. geo

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    nice hair for an old dude
     
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    That's what I was thinking.
     
  14. Morrisb

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    He already beat Howard. :jj:

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    Looks more like Ray Stern. :jj:
     
  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    :jj:

    A also like the India guys that stretch their penis down to their knees.
     
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    AG is alpha, this loser shouldn't even be discussed.
     
  18. Napoleon V2

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    Tell that to the king of the jungle. He bangs 5 lionesses at a time then moves on to the next pride.
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    and roll it up around a stick :facepalm:
     
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    Send him to Maury. I think his wife is a tramp.