99 percent of you assholes are at least FIFTY years old

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    You have got to stop using words like "yer," "faggit," "poaster," "thrad," etc. It's ridiculous. If you are under 35, you can talk like this. Otherwise, please stop. You embarrass yourself.
     
  2. RobinsBedSores

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    I so totally agree. As a man over 50, I try to be a mentor to these young folks.
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What about those betwix the ages of 35 and 50?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How about "pwned?"
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    "Imma troll teh fak outta this thrad." :facepalm:
     
  6. gwartney

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    If you have the vyb, go with it.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I have a lot to say on that subject.
     
  8. gwartney

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    You also shouldn't be wearing those "V" shaped jeans. You should only wear those Wrangler "U" shaped jeans.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    That one is fine, that's like using the n word only if you're black.
     
  10. gwartney

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    I feel that "Shitpipe" should still be OK.
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    Fly like an eagle Bob, not like a turkey, ya turkey.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    They don't bind or cut me, I usually feel like I'm riding a wire fence in my regular slacks.
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I'll be 31 in eleven days
     
  14. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I'm 34, and that shit isn't cool for any age ....
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    See, you make sense. You're one of the good ones. I always liked you.
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    words on the internet make me so mad GRRRRRRRRRR
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Give me a hot dog with extra sauce.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I always thought you were older. YOu have a lot of anger stored up for such a young tight boy.
     
  19. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    No. Not even then.
    And btw, who the fuck died and made you the language police?
     
  20. BrulesRules

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    who's got the footlong??!?!?