99 year old man divorces his slut wife after 77 years of marriage!!

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45817...orcing-wife-years-over-affair-s/#.Tv0dZjUeO_M


    A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after discovering that she conducted an affair in the 1940s, reports the Telegraph.
    The couple have been together for 77 years, but time was no healer when the husband, referred to by Italian lawyers as Antonio C, found evidence of the affair while rummaging through a chest of drawers. Having confronted his wife, who confessed to the affair, he is now seeking a divorce.
    According to UPI, Antonio came across letters his wife had received from an old lover more than 50 years ago, making him suspect an affair. It is also reported that the couple have five children and 12 grandchildren along with a single great grandchild.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's fucking rad :jj:
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    bitch cheated 70 years ago
     
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    I wonder how many affairs he had :jj:
     
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    What the fuck could POSSIBLY be gained from this :jj:
     
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    Doesn't matter, that filthy whore started it.
     
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    Peace and quiet for the first time in 77 years.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    when i was a legal assistant in Florida, there was a couple in their late 80s getting divorced. rich fuckers. they were being wheeled into court and to depositions with oxygen tanks.

    however, he was divorcing her so that her kids from a previous marriage couldnt get any of the money
     
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    Bitch needs to learn her place.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Speaking of 99 year olds
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    I'm kind of starting to think you might be a schtoopy mult. You two keep banging on the same point.
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh come on, it was a LITTLE funny
     
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    Chroopy.
     
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    DeadManInDiego
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    stop it, Chriza. thats an OLD joke
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It hasn't aged well
     
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    Friday's for the girlfriends and Saturday's for the wives!
     
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    Poor bastard probably spent the better part of his life searching for that damed evidence.
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :jj:

    i got nothing. i really tried to follow up on that