A 38 year old milf ive been chatting with for a week wants to meet me tonight

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I dont know if i can go through with it. This whole week ive been thinking hell yeah I want to meet this chick, shes really hot and whatever, but...now that the day has arrived, im getting cold feet. I dont know if this is what I really want :( Will it just make me feel weird? Im scared that ill never get a girlfriend my age... :(

    I feel so lost right now :(
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    STFU gary, you stupid cunt!
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    She/He has a cock, and Gary is going to beat that cock like it owes his money, and then suck it dry.
     
  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Post a pic bro.
     
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  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    shut the fuck up asshole and change your fucking avatar
    no way i cant do that dude
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Lillyhammer. Good show.
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I don't think so, Gar...enjoy that big wiener...I know you will.
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Don't be a pussy bro. Post her pic.
     
  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    More lies from gary. :facepalm:
     
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  12. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Just go, Gary. It might be fun. You're a nice guy, and she is lucky you are even thinking about going out with her
     
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    no way i would trust that
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Im considering inviting myself to a party I know a "friend" of mine is having. He's closer friends with my ex, so he never fucking invites me to any of his parties, the fucking asswipe, even though im really a better friend, and i have no issue being there while my ex is there with her gay new boyfriend.
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    You will stay home, by yourself, eating frozen pizza, smoking hash and crying/jerking off to gay porn at the same time.
     
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  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    To be honest if I dont go out tonight I probably will be eating pizza and smoking weed.
    What else can i do when my life fucking blows?
     
  17. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :grad: every one of garys memberships have been from other members
    hes afraid he'll get exposed by using his own credit card

    fact
     
  18. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Go meet that dude with the big nipples that you posted above.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i've never said this to anyone before but have you thought about ending your own life?
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Its a chick, and I deleted my account on the dating site.
    What do you think?