Stern Show A 5 year old girl's sock drawer, I'm sorry I meant Beth's

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    can you imagine her chasing that stupid cat around the house, sticking it in the drawer and yelling at it to STAY! all this after strategically organizing her sock drawer
     
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    I know my blind cats always climb in my sock drawer... NOT!
     
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    I call bullshit, those socks look way to small for Beffs giant clown feet. Beth has to get her socks from here

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    I don't like her.
     
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    a 12 year old mind in a 40 year old body. stunning, actually.
     
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    shes got to be at least a little slow in the head
     
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    Try harder next time to arrange the sock-cat's faces for the picture.
     
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    Dude...Beth ain't chasing shit.

    BETHONO: Consuela! Consuela! Yoda has my pink heart socks! Those are my third favorite socks of all time! GET HER!

    CONSUELA: Ms. Beth. I can't catch her. She's too fast.

    BETHONO: How on Earth did you get by INS...oh nevermind. Just keep trying. GO!
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I confess, I have socks like that. But I don't mutilate animals or fake pose them for Internet strangers.
     
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    What a coincidence that Blind Bella jumped in the drawer just as Beth was going to clean it out, the cat faces on the socks are visible and she just happened to have her phone ready to capture the special moment.
     
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    I had a cat that loved to sleep in an open sock drawer.
     
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    Get me outta here! :bigcry:

    She really is unbelievable.
     
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    Serious question: was she molested as a child? Calling Alison Berns. Please repot to Kitten Manor for a psych evaluation.
     
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    That carpet is ugly af.
     
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    Let's not forget these


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    Who does this dumb bitch think she's fooling?

    #freeconsuelo
     
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    if I was her cat, I'd find a place elsewhere in the house
     
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    do you think she stabs their eyes out to make them more cuddly? :umunch:
     
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