A 63 year old midget security guard and Ray Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Apr 25, 2014.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

    Reputations:
    21,974
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    17,317
    Likes Received:
    4,823
  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

    Reputations:
    178,992
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,231
    Likes Received:
    31,971
    Ronnie is closer to the camera than Howard and the girl. Howard's elbow is photoshopped in.
     
  3. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

    Reputations:
    62,002
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2012
    Messages:
    11,760
    Likes Received:
    12,859
    "This ain't HotRod magazine pal!"
     
  4. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

    Reputations:
    21,974
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    17,317
    Likes Received:
    4,823
    Ronnie has his game face on. :rolleye:
     
  5. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    88,730
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    7,203
    Likes Received:
    7,101

    and a jacket 2 sizes bigger to hide his "weapon.":facepalm:
     
  6. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

    Reputations:
    134,725
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    7,246
    Likes Received:
    10,880
    Why do they tailor Wiggy's sleeves so long? I'm sure it's a deliberate decision to make it that way, but it makes him look like an even bigger misfit.
     
  7. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    161,111
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,955
    Likes Received:
    23,404
    He should be wearing a wife beater to really scare people off with his tough guy tattoos.
     
  8. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

    Reputations:
    134,725
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    7,246
    Likes Received:
    10,880
    And unless you're Evil Keneival after an accident, shouldn't a man of 60 have stopped giving the thumbs up at some point?
     
  9. Samurai

    Samurai Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    21,184
    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2012
    Messages:
    3,244
    Likes Received:
    5,052
    Always amusing to see Howard's body language when he's in proximity to an attractive woman. So awkward and uncomfortable.

    Oh, and he looks really old in that pic.
     
  10. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,867
    Joined:
    May 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,211
    Likes Received:
    3,410
    Ronbo must be packing heat all the time, right? What else could he do if their was ever a situation? I could hold Howard by the wig and still lay that old fucker out. Unless Howard challenged me to a foot race, then I'm fucked.
     
  11. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975
    He has a paint-on beard! :haha:
     
  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    227,739
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    35,543
    Likes Received:
    26,825
    Id love to see ETM make it for Howard and run over Ronnie with his power chair. And then he crashes into the Wig and the Wig just crumbles like old stale bread.
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

    Reputations:
    183,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,670
    Likes Received:
    17,605
    Ronnie doesn't carry a gun. He carries pepper spray. :facepalm:
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
    :cwl:
     
  15. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    392,074
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    59,786
    Likes Received:
    54,901
    The arrogance he thinks he still needs security :jj:
     
  16. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    392,074
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    59,786
    Likes Received:
    54,901
    that old queen would sooner challenge you to a pretty foot contest.
     
  17. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

    Reputations:
    37,220
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,480
    Likes Received:
    6,997
    When I read the title of this thread, I ended the sentence with "go into a bar..." :rs:
     
  18. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,729
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,228
    Likes Received:
    2,900
    I'd REALLY like to see Ronnie get into a physical altercation with a crazed "fan" or otherwise. I HAVE to think he get's his ass beaten severely or just plain old pussies out.
     
  19. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6,733
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,197
    Likes Received:
    797
    Does the old midget pack heat??
     
  20. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,867
    Joined:
    May 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,211
    Likes Received:
    3,410
    I think Howard has mentioned that he has real security lurking in the shadows. A retired police officer I believe.