A bit that didnt make the show

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  1. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    I made a fake love movie trailer starring Artie and Dan "Hobokenback Mountain" but it never got on the show so I figured you guys might be interested in it. I thought it was funny but maybe I'm off on this one. Your thoughts?
     
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    "dan's smile made me melt" I am still laughing at that
     
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    Good stuff Rod, but its apparently nowhere near as funny as playing 2 voicemails at the same time.
     
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    that's really fucking funny. why wouldn't they use that? i'm gonna give falato shit on twitter for not using it. he loves when i give critiques of the show

    update: it's a fucking pre-recorded podcast. it's a minute long and it's not even like there are hard breaks or time limits they have to hit. the only conclusion i can draw is that it hit too close to home
     
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    "An undying love of drinking semen". :)

    Nice stuff! Made me smile. So I guess the Chelsea Cumguzzler has moved on.
     
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    I was just going to say-why didn't they use this on the show? Because Dan has no sense of humor, that's why. When it hits a little to close to home, Danny Boy's gonna veto it.

    "Great news" for the future of Artie's Podcast. If Dan doesn't have a sense of humor about a "bit" , then it's not going to make the show. Like I said-"GREAT NEWS" for Artie's Podcast.
     
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    Definitely. I am 90% sure that they're not butt fuckin', but that 10%.... Christ, it would explain a hell of a lot of Artie's problems. Imagine being in his family and being trapped in the closet? It would be torture. His father would have kicked his ass, his mother probably would disown him.

    Remember the Paris trip? Put yourself in Adrienne's shoes. It's Paris, you're with your rich boyfriend, it should be a romantic getaway for them, and he brings DAN?! WTF? No wonder they got into a huge fight. I can just picture her yelling - "It's either me or Dan Artie! You choose who you want to be with!"

    Of course I'm pulling this all out of my ass, but holy shit, it is a weird situation.
     
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    Great stuff Rod! I'm surprised that they haven't played it. It's funny. In fact them not playing it makes me think maybe there's more to the situation than we know about. Who knows.
     
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    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    Thanks guys. Not sure why they didn't use it, but glad you guys enjoyed it.
     
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    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    I have to disagree I think Dan does have a great sense of humor, he has never once complained to me about anything and he is the one I send all my pranks to.
     
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    Huh I forgot about bringing Dan to Paris. That IS weird.

    But I disagree about his family. His macho father's gone, and I bet his coddling mom and "designer" sister would be fine with Big Gay Artie. His problems are in his own head.
     
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    lol.........."OH , You Bastard"
     
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