Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 9, 2012.
I couldnt think of an excuse fast enough
Work Release Program?
Ralph will post his pic soon
HAL can't move on his own either.
Ya hes probably looking into my office contact list now
You're pretty much fucked now--get the Ben Gay and ibuprofen ready
I'd bring my own moving dolly -- people never get enough of those things
Hurry up and get fired .
and straps or rubber bands and a few old blankets. ugh!! I worked as a mover during the summer for a years in my late teens (30yrs ago). Im always asked to assist and the am immediately assigned the most tasks...
2 Fat Guys and a Truck
Shiv has a brother?
shouldnt you be somewhere eating cottonballs and not getting laid?
Tell the guy that it turns out, you just don't like him enough to help him move
Be sure to drop and break all his shit. At least then you'll get a laugh out of it.
Enjoy the one piece of pizza or one KFC drumstick he will provide for lunch.
buddy's wife: Make sure that Shiv doesn't get assigned to move my underwear drawer. That creeps me out to think about it.
buddy: Yeah, I'm keeping him away from the liquor cabinet too.
buddy: Honey you might want to gather up all of your hair brushes and bring them over in the car.