a buddy from work asked me to help him move this weekend

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I couldnt think of an excuse fast enough
     
  2. Tarpon1965

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    Work Release Program?
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Ralph will post his pic soon
     
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    HAL can't move on his own either.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Ya hes probably looking into my office contact list now
     
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    You're pretty much fucked now--get the Ben Gay and ibuprofen ready

    I'd bring my own moving dolly -- people never get enough of those things
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    [video=youtube;vrdETjvkeMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdETjvkeMg[/video][​IMG]
     
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    bad back
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    Hurry up and get fired .
     
  11. PI Nate

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    and straps or rubber bands and a few old blankets. ugh!! I worked as a mover during the summer for a years in my late teens (30yrs ago). Im always asked to assist and the am immediately assigned the most tasks...:facepalm:
     
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    2 Fat Guys and a Truck:ulol:
     
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    Shiv has a brother?
     
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    shouldnt you be somewhere eating cottonballs and not getting laid?
     
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    Tell the guy that it turns out, you just don't like him enough to help him move
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Be sure to drop and break all his shit. At least then you'll get a laugh out of it.
     
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    Enjoy the one piece of pizza or one KFC drumstick he will provide for lunch.
     
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    buddy's wife: Make sure that Shiv doesn't get assigned to move my underwear drawer. That creeps me out to think about it.
    buddy: Yeah, I'm keeping him away from the liquor cabinet too.
    buddy: Honey you might want to gather up all of your hair brushes and bring them over in the car.
     
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    :nojj: