A buddy gave me an all natural ginger root beer...

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  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Yesterday. I put it in the fridge and just opened it a few mins ago. It tastes like a diabetic cat drank a bunch of shitty root beer and pissed it thru a bag of stale ginger snaps. Weak. Super weak. I was looking forward to this.
     
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    Do not drink this. Not once.
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    Hippy elixir. :no:
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Did you fuck him
     
  5. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Yes.
     
  6. Mack

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    You should throat punch him.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    So he fucked you back, pwned
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't like root beer. So I doubt I'll be tempted.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    I saw "All natural ginger..." and thought this thread was gonna be about something else. :mad:
     
  10. JJR

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    Yes.
     
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    Howiewood/Phil Mckrakin
     
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    i always liked Hires root beer.
     
  13. JJR

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    No.
     
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    :loco:
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should shoot him in the back of the head and then defecate in the exit wound where his face once was.
     
  17. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Uhhhh... guys, a girl gave me this disgusting ginger beer. I have ejaculated in her doodoo hole. So consider these facts when advising me on a proposed response. TIA, FYI, TMYK, Esq.
     
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    I took another sip! WHY?!?
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    Because you stuck your dick in her doodoo hole? :dontknow:
     
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