A Cautionary Tale for Monk, son of Gunk

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-s-teeth-dumped-her.html?ICO=most_read_module

    A dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend leaves him because of his empty mouth)
    Anna Mackowiak heavily sedated Marek Olszewski before plucking out his gnashers
    'I tried to be professional, but when I saw him, I thought, "What a b******".'



    A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.
    Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

    She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

    She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

    The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.
    'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

    Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.
     
  2. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    :ulol:


    Monk:point:
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh damn. Why'd he go there? What'd he expect?
     
  4. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    So the dentist is a gal? Who would go to an ex for an oil change let alone dental work?
     
  5. fenderbaum

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    Oh, and I believe that in Poland this is alright, it falls under the tooth for a tooth law.
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She is still sleeping. I am OUTTA here!!
    :buhbye:
     
  7. banksy

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  8. RH Goatcabin

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    Yeah no shit. Well he got what he deserved.
     
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    Guten Morgen!

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  11. Billy Brown

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    Jesus. Wouldn't he lose a shit ton of blood?

    And who did she have her helping her do this?
     
  12. mattyfishrip197

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    monk son of gunk....lol

    more monk pain

    all of monk's teeth
     
  13. Howard Stork

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    That bitch be crazy, huh?
     
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    F'n pollacks.
     
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    Monk bought a boat just like Mutt.


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