A cellphone ain't worth this......

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  1. Shithead

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    A man and his mother have suffocated after trying to fish a mobile phone out of an open pit toilet and falling in.
    The South China Morning Post reports that an unnamed woman in Xinxiang City, China, dropped her phone, worth about $320, into the open pit toilet.
    Her husband tried to find it but was overcome by the stench, lost consciousness and fell in. His mother then dove in after her son but she also fainted.
    Neighbors were called for help after the owner of the phone then tried to save her husband and mother-in-law but also lost consciousness.
    A total of six people had to be pulled out of the toilet. The man and his mother both had pulses when they were rescued but died as they waited more than an hour for medical assistance to arrive.
    “Two lives have gone in five minutes and my cousin’s wife is still in coma, leaving a partially-paralyzed old man and a one-year-old son at home,†the husband’s uncle said, according to Shanghaiist.
    “What are we supposed to do?â€
     
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    Oh Shit!
     
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    That's shitty way to die.
     
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    Open pit toilet = inbred hill billies! No big loss here folks... keep it moving. :coffee:

    Correction. This happened in China. Again no bigs...
     
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    They'll miss the streaming of the birthday show, so it was worth it.
     
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    They are in deep shit
     
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    You know, this is the one time a squatty potty would have come in handy.
     
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    A real smartphone there would be worth several months' wages to most Chinese. They use feature phones mostly because they can't afford them. They are just now coming up with cheap smartphones for the masses there.

    But as Stryderxx says, if you're not from where he's from and live like he does, your life doesn't matter, no big loss.
     
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    U can ignore that kind of loss when U have 6 billion on your team :coffee:
     
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    Chinese feces is known to be one of the most caustic in the world
     
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    Apparently:hat:
     
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    They use it to make drywall or cat food
     
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    Sometimes, too much information in a 9-1-1 call can be a bad thing. Giving mouth-to-mouth to people covered in shit ranks extremely low on most paramedics' lists of favorite job duties.
     
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    Dying on a sweet-n-sour turd? :rofl:
     
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    He was Wan Dum Chink.
     
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    That's one way to get rid of your mother-in-law