A complaint I received at work

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I've mentioned this incident before and posted this in the HS forum briefly last year. BaddFunn's thread made me think to dig this up so he is partially at fault for this shit thead. :c

    This guy's recollection of event's is pretty accurate. His leg was amputed after it got infected due to me running him over. :eek:

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  2. Johnnykstaint

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    This might belong in the acts of kindness thread...did you enjoy it? :wub:
     
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  3. freds

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    people have horrible penmanship. you should have shot him too.
     
  4. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Don't fuck with Lemmy! :nono:

    Glad I'm on his good side!
     
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  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    This has got to be against privacy laws. I want you to go to jail for this.
     
  6. Tigger Please

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    Which officer are you, the white male or the white female?
     
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    you hit him with the car "like four times"?

    "and then my leg caught an infection"


    :jj:
     
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  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    His leg was fucked up. The skin got pushed up from the ankle to just below the knee like a reverse rolled up sock.

    The reason he lost his leg was because he pissed on the doctor's head and spit on a nurse at the hospital. The doc said "fuck him" and just slapped him together to get him out of the ER. That is how it was told to me......I was stuck at the accident scene for a shit long time.
     
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  9. Lemmy

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    Either one that you'd like me to be. :wub:
     
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    Not this shit again!! :nooo:
     
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    "i just panic because i am a schizophrenic"
     
  12. banksy

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    I just panicked because I am a Sabiz ophrenl?

    Nice of you to take him to the hospital imo
     
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    What's it say, I can't read that shit writing
     
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    Nice translating.
     
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    Am I supposed to read that?
     
  16. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Is
    Is that date 01? If so, fuck him. If not, fuck him.
     
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    Someone type this up for me.
     
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  18. Lemmy

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    It took over an hour for the ambulance to show up because he caused so many accidents in the stolen car that he drove with four flat tires for some time before wrecking into a tree. I called every 5 minutes over radio asking for them to "step it up" because I was concerned for his wellbeing.
     
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    Lemmy runs some guy over on the way to his favorite nap spot. :fil:

    Sonovabitch
     
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  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I've not posted this here. :fil:

    Nice anfkid impression btw. :c
     
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