A couple of questions re: weddings.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    1. I can wear jeans, right?

    2. Even if the invitation makes no mention of +1 I still get a +1, right?
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    This^
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    @VeeB would be the one to ask
     
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    I say maybe (if it's outdoors) and yes.
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Jorts? Also, is your date hot? If hot, no big deal. If she has a busted face, and probably does, leave your bitch at home.
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Oh, just fuck me right in the ass. :fil:
     
  8. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    Veeb helped me with my irl wedding :wub:
     
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    BaddFunn is correct
     
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    Is it a beach wedding?
     
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  11. Mack

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    Too many unknowns to declare somebody correct. IMO
     
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    Charon Soulless

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    Is it for a relative or a friend?
     
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    Shit......i'm doing a cash bar and it will be noted on the invitation.
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Weddings are gay
    That is your answer
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Show up with a bone in your nose and a loin cloth.
     
  16. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    NO

    NOOOOO :facepalm:

    Please don't be that guy.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Jeans are only appropriate if it's being held at a rodeo.
     
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    Okay, now it's time to declare BF correct. :eek:
     
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  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fuck that. I love going to weddings. Tons of free booze and good food and always a good time.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    If I was ever invited to a wedding where jeans were acceptable attire I'd punch the groom in the dick and kick the bride in her hillbilly cunt.
     
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