WTF A coworker left himself logged in to his computer......

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  1. Lemmy

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    ......and when I went to change his wallpaper to something offensive I noticed his two most recent searches under the MSN search bar were "men kissing" and "Hillary Clinton".
     
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    a guy I worked with
    someone saw his history
    he was searching for black dudes to fuck his wife
    true story

    he seemed normal too
    you just don't know anyone
     
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    both equally offensive
     
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    sounds like he was trying to harass garypagetwo with gay pics
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I haven't cleared my search history in years.
     
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    He must post here
     
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    when I worked at big companies I just naturally assumed they were monitoring my internet usage. i used my phone if i wanted to look at anything that could get my ass fired.
     
  10. TheMercenary

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    This is a cop? :jj:

    If he posted here I'd almost understand. Like trolling fgts.

    If he's a big macho guy, this is gold.

    What will you do with this info now?
     
  11. Lemmy

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    If not he should.
     
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    Classic Bing user searches
     
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    My Goggle chrome "Incognito" mode homepage should just be Xhamster. Let's get real, here.
     
  14. Lemmy

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    Yes. Actually he was probably just searching for shit to post to fuck with someone else. Even if it is his deal I don't give a shit. Just amusing to me.

    It actually might have been what I searched for last time he left himself logged in before going out on the road. It is his search history though as far as the city is concerned.

    :owned:
     
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    Leave the history drop down and watch his look of horror when he gets back
     
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    No, bro. I'm not into men. Sorry to have to let you down like this.
     
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    To be fair, there was that men kissing video going around facebook the last few days. Something they put together after Orlando.
     
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    In my industry, when people leave their computer unlocked, we send out 'pool party' invites for the weekend at their home.
     
  19. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    The dude is clearly gay, and should be outed immediately. Please film and post the results. Thank you.
     
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    I only ever list cars for sale for coworkers on Craigslist with "midnight on" call times due to "my" work hours. :c