Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Jan 11, 2012.
that's a pretty bold claim.
Your coworker hasn't smelled any of my farts.
Not true, Farts smell like shit, burps smell like food. You can't stink up a car or a room with a burp either. Maybe they are into scat.
describe your farts so i can use them as evidence against his stupid argument.
farts smell because the air was stored in the butt next to poo for so long that the poo stained the air with it's smell. that's why farts is grosser an smell worse. they're poo air.
At least if you burp you don't have to worry about shitting your pants.
Try a burp about an hour after eating a slim jim
that's a bold statement, brah
Paint peeling, nostril burning, fecal vapor.
he said things like "imagine smelling a burp after someone ate doritos an shrimp with a glass of milk."
You want me to fart in a jar tonight, and mail it to your coworker?
I had Mexican food leftovers tonight, gonna be real bad.
When my friend thinks his dog has to go outside he asks him "Poo?" if the dog barks he takes him outside. I love that dog. He can highfive too. My friend can, not the dog, sike the dog can too.
the kind of stuff that sticks to the curtains?
Yup, the full on lingerer.
Fecal Fog vapor that hangs low, and stays there.
Worst food for a bad burp
I been eating a ton of cauliflower and brussel sprouts lately so both are pretty bad
learn to burp out of your ass.
when i was a kid my neighbor jeff krainer would say, after he burped, "excuse me excuse me from the bottom a my heart, if it came out the other end it would a been a fart."