Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 18, 2012.
Mike get me some Fritos
were you hungry?
how much are the Fritos at your workplace, Mike?
At least you weren't checking out the tatas.
I have a horrible, horrible habit of doing that when I'm drunk.
what kind of car was she driving?
Fritos are so good
Screw the Fritos, get some Bugles and fill them with Easy Cheese..
cholesterol in a can..
He's my Frito pimp, dingo.
id rather suck on her toes
I had a good idea
There's a place not far from my work that has a really good salad bar
But they charge 5.99 a pound and its so easy to overdo it
So I noticed they have little plastic cups
I'm going to put my dressing in those and then it'll be cheap!
tues can i suck on your toes?
and sniff your feet?
I used to chew up 2 Bugels then squeeze the wet mass through my lips into an unchewed Bugle and eat it.
I also used to smear boogies on the rug.
Dressing is really easy to make! What kind do you like?
How could you see her feet from inside the tollbooth??