A customer just caught me checking out her feet

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mike get me some Fritos
     
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    Toe fungus?
     
  4. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    were you hungry?
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    how much are the Fritos at your workplace, Mike?
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    At least you weren't checking out the tatas. :dontknow:

    I have a horrible, horrible habit of doing that when I'm drunk.
     
  7. MatthewT

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    what kind of car was she driving?
     
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    fucking perv :nono:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fritos are so good
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Screw the Fritos, get some Bugles and fill them with Easy Cheese..

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    cholesterol in a can..

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    He's my Frito pimp, dingo.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    id rather suck on her toes
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had a good idea

    There's a place not far from my work that has a really good salad bar

    But they charge 5.99 a pound and its so easy to overdo it

    So I noticed they have little plastic cups

    I'm going to put my dressing in those and then it'll be cheap!

    :cheer:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    tues can i suck on your toes?
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    and sniff your feet?
     
  17. Tuesday

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    I used to chew up 2 Bugels then squeeze the wet mass through my lips into an unchewed Bugle and eat it.
    I also used to smear boogies on the rug.
     
  18. Tuesday

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    Dressing is really easy to make! What kind do you like?
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    How could you see her feet from inside the tollbooth?? :scratch:
     
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    lol