A dare for those of you with significant others:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bored? Wanna pass the afternoon and see which of you has the more psychotic spouse?

    Text your significant other "I want to come clean, I haven't been honest with you about something....."

    Then don't respond for an hour.

    Please post the responding texts and number of phonecalls you get during said hour. :umunch:
     
  2. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    oh and no

    I don't wanna ruin my evening
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :hug: I forgot to congratulate you on your new baby! PM me some pics please!
     
  5. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to give room and board to any suddenly homeless members?
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Slippy when did the Illuminati get to you?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It was a challenge put up by a radio station........my brother just did it to his estranged ex while sitting here......3 texts and 2 calls in under 5 minutes flat.

    There is no way he'll make it to an hour without her tracking him down with a butcher knife.....but this is an unfair comparison, 'cause she's goddamn psycho.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh come on! Where's your sense of adventure??!!!

    I nearly pissed myself laughing!!! :rofl:
     
  10. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i sure hope nothing goes terribly wrong as a result of this.
     
  11. HOLIC

    HOLIC MADMAN

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    I just now put bleach in my significant others visine
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You guys all seem very scared of your wives. :giggle:

    I wish I could find the radio station, so I could hear some of the results.
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I just tried it

    1st response: Yeah yeah, I already know, GFY loser
     
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    HOLIC MADMAN

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    "when have you ever been honest with me?" "pizza tonight?"
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    1 hour......if you keep not responding, she'll start to invent things in her head.
     
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    She knows me enough to trust me but that doesn't mean I haven't fucked up other ways and that's what she'd think. Then after she got a hold of me and found out it was a joke she would be pissed that I pulled this on her. At work!

    Would you still give me room and board? I'd lie and tell you I needed it.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:

    A woman with a sense of humor! Or..........a woman who's given up already. ;)
     
  18. HOLIC

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    tension [​IMG]
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You'll have to share the basement with my brother.........who's likely living in my basement because he didn't hesitate to pull this stunt on his wife. ;)
     
  20. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This may be worth a whirl just for the angry makeup sex potential