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Your Thoughts On Easy Jesus?

  1. He's lovely

  2. Miserable Know It All Cunt

  3. Sucks A Mean Dick, Just Ask Shiv

  4. Who?

  5. He's A Dam Fine BBQ'er

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  1. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Known as Easy Jesus.

    Most of you know him as Shivvy's main ball washer, or the guy that posts pics of his back yard over and over again, or maybe as the guy that posts pics of his face wayyyyyy too close to the camera and you do one of these:[​IMG]


    But let's take a look at the man behind the keyboard.

    He is a conflicted man, portraying himself as someone who has it all and is better than you and lives in paradise. But yet, he seems to be a miserable cunt. All the time. Sure, he finds joy in lathering the balls of Shivvy. He has done such a good job of it, that Shivvy just recently stated he wanted Easy Jesus to be his "daddy". Nothing weird about that.

    Is it repressed homosexual desires? Maybe he really wants Shivvy's wiener?

    Is it just a genuine unhappiness because he knows he's a cunt and can't change it?

    I'm interested to know what all of you think about the man.
     
  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    freds . VIP

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    i think your report is mostly accurate but really didn't require the name calling.

    take the high ground, newsbro.
     
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  4. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Not this time, amigo.

    I've been slandered and libeled and all that shit!
     
  5. oski

    oski Jump For Life Gold

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    Is this not considered a call out thread?
     
  6. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Oh my goodness
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    This is some brouhaha. I love me some EJ. Super nice guy. Sure he gets into it with a lotta people but the enemy of my friend is not my enemy! :grad:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Call outs are allowed in the Stern forum now.
     
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    hi Cheri! :c
     
  10. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    All good, they're allowed.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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  12. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    He is a damn fine bbq'er:grad:
     
  13. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    You handle the news, I'll stick to guarding the halls!!! :pissed:
    [​IMG]
     
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    i think EJ will be fighting with you in August. be patient.
     
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  15. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    My apologies sir:toptip:
     
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    ah. didn't get the memo
     
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    oski Jump For Life Gold

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    he thinks coals get hotter if you put the lid on the bbq. . .
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel Gold

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    Things will never be the same :chair:
     
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  19. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    I've only seen the finished product, usually looks good.
     
  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He's a good guy. :ucoffee: