A day in the life of Slippy.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A bad day. They really aren't all like this.

    Gave my kids my bank card last week to take out $20 for a "cyber dance" that they wanted to go to, after checking my account today found out they took out $40. Thieving little fucks.

    They were already doomed before they got home - but then one of them came home in tears with his face black and blue.

    After an hour on the phone with the principle, I called OPP. They should be here shortly. Pictures already taken of my son's face. (karma, you ask? don't think I didn't suggest that to him) Still unacceptable.

    As I wait for the OPP, my BFF pulls into the driveway, walks into my door in tears and says "I just need a fucking hug, Lori". Her dad has been assessed with cancer riddled through his whole body, her mom was just found on Tuesday after having a heart attack and stuck on the floor in the bathroom since Sunday.

    Anybody need an excuse to drink? Feel free to take one of those and run with it.

    (but wait until after the cops leave)
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You down with OPP?
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    The fuck's a cyber dance?
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Remember, it's princiPAL :grad:

    cuz, he's your PAL. Like HAL.
     
  5. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    yeah u know me :dance::dance::dancin::dancin:
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is why I don't talk to people, or have kids.

    Everything is always very even keeled for me. :c
     
  7. MatthewT

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    $20 x 2 = $40
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :lo5:
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    O_O
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Now do some math regarding creation! :c
     
  11. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    [​IMG] So you are saying this principal types 3 word replies, watches MyFreeCams porn daily and has a gay long distance e-affair with Baltimore Mike?
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    After you get all boozed up NO DRIVING.......don't wanna have to blow your car again!
     
  13. TonyJax

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    Bad days suck.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Show off.
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah that's right. Hi 5.

    And what's wrong with the SALOON scratch DT? :scratch:
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    three words banana
     
  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I like the yellow one. :dontknow:
     
  18. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    wha is a opp

    besides the police force in robocop
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Hi HAL. :c
     
  20. MatthewT

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    nothing + nothing = nothing