A Festivus for the rest of us!

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  1. The Booey

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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    What's everyone doing for the feats of strength this year?
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline

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    "Feats of strength"!
     
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    The Airing of Grievances will begin promptly in the middle of Festivus dinner. They will be preceded by a Marney-like diatribe from the host and will conclude with two people smoking at the table and putting their cigs out in the gravy boat.
     
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    Wasn't Festivus the sidekick on Gunsmoke?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    This year I'm going to wrestle my stepmother. She's short, but what she lacks in height she makes up for in cat like reflexes.
     
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    I'm wrestling my father. He's in his 70s and has never trained any grappling arts, so it should be a short portion this year. I think the airing of grievances will comprise the vast majority of the holiday this year.
     
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    I find tinsel distracting.
     
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    This is singlehandedly the funniest Sienfeld ever.
     
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    I like the bloopers


     
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    Here's a bit of movie/TV trivia for you: If you've ever seen the John Wayne movie The Quiet Man, that's Festus in the pub playing the accordion and singing The Wild Colonial Boy.

    "Dermot Fahy ... F-A-H-Y. No "E" Squireen Danaher!" That's Ken Curtis.

    That's him in the blue cap at 3:05:

     
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    "Scratch off tickets? I made that gravy in a crockpot all day. Do you have Snuggies in France? SNUG-GIES?!?"

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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    "I have a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"
     
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