A few dolphin swam next to me as I was paddle boarding this gorgeous Easter morn

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  1. Ridic Too2

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    It really made me appreciate this beautiful and majestic world that God created for us.

    I am so grateful right now that God sent his son Jesus to us and Jesus in turn willingly died for ALL of our sins.

    I couldn't be anymore happy and content than I am right now.

    Happy Easter everyone! I pray you all find the joy and peace in your lives that I have.
     
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    Watch out bro. Those dolphins are horny as fuck, and will bang the shit out of anything they can get next to.

    I was staying at a hotel in Hawaii that had a couple of dolphins in a pool. They were fucking all the time.
     
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    They only slam the fat womens true story
     
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    Happy Easter GHP. I pray you have a blessed day.
     
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    Thank you Ridic Too have you been to church this morning?
     
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    I feel like have after the beautiful site I was a part of, but no I have not attended an actual mass as of yet. Thankfully my parish offers a 5 pm service so I will surely be attending that.
     
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    I enjoy swimming with dolphins almost daily and agree the experience is exhilarating and an excellent life lesson. Enjoy your service :)
     
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    A pigeon almost shit on my head when I went for a run at the park this morning.

    It was life altering.
     
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    I love grilled dolphin. Carry a rod and reel next time.
    Bless you.
     
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    they are coming for us
     
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    i listened to reggae on the local college radio station all day yesterday
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    Watch out, they're sneaky evil.



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    I like going to church shit-faced too. I sing all loud and shit and slam the whole goblet of wine :D
     
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    fuck yeah :iohi5:
     
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    I bring Tabasco to communion and splash some on the wafer the priest gives me. Last time he got all red and mad and I was like "the body of Christ isn't seasoned to my satisfaction, asshole". :buffet:
     
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