LOL....Murica http://nypost.com/2015/05/17/firefighters-fear-for-their-lives-over-fire-fleeing-colleague/ Firefighters fear colleague who routinely flees fires By Amber Jamieson and Susan Edelman May 17, 2015 | 6:00am Modal Trigger Photo: Paul Martinka He’s a firefighter in name only. Michael D. Johnson won’t fight fires. Instead he stays on the sidelines as his Engine Co. 257 colleagues rush into burning buildings, FDNY insiders told The Post. Nicknamed “Tragic Johnson” by rank and file, he’s managed to evade the smoke and flames several times since joining the Canarsie, Brooklyn, firehouse last year, sources confirmed. “To have a guy that you know to be afraid is not going to be there for you when you need him to be — it’s frightening,” said one FDNY source. The latest fright unfolded April 2 at a three-alarm blaze on East 78th Street, when Johnson’s irked captain radioed a “mayday” after discovering Johnson was AWOL, sources said. He had been assigned as “backup” to the nozzle man carrying the hose into the burning two-story building. That left just two firefighters — the first and a third — to haul the heavy hose up a long staircase and spray water on the flames.