A first date at Taco Bell...

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    is going to happen.

    Seems inappropriate, yes. But it kind of makes sense and given the exchange with this dude, it's actually a bit romantic, and I'm excited about it.

    We originally had plans to meet up at a local bar on Friday. The context of how we got to talking about Taco Bell is (un)irrelevant ( @Shean5150 ) but we did and this is what happened...

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    This is gay.
     
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    @Chriza is taking you on a date? :wtf:
     
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    Sounds magical
     
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    That chicken quesadilla sauce they have is incredible
     
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    :rofl:

    I kinda thought it would go there...
     
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    So anal is probably off of the menu?
     
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    I hope you're prepared to give up the puckered starfish...
     
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    Uhhh... no!!!
     
  10. deverrant

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    It's retarded for the sake of it.
    It works.
    I'm excited.

    I hope he doesn't suck.
     
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    Dudes got a velvet tongue.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Spelling errors galore. You going to Taco Bell with a 6th grader Dev? :jj:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    No sex of any kind on the first date. :nono:

    I've learned from my mistakes.
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    Is this new loser 12 years old?:jj:
     
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    Dude seems like he's pretty anxious to get him some Taco Bell. :madsex:
     
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    So just a handy?
     
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    People that curse just for the sake of cursing annoy the shit out of me
     
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    I'll be here all week :hat:
     
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    He texts like Chriza posts.:lol:
     
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    I noticed that too. :facepalm:
    I'm just chalking it up to auto-correct. Because the vocabulary he uses indicates that he's relatively intelligent.

    Also he has a real job! :grad:
     
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