News A Florida couple order food at drive thru, immediately pass out

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  1. jeffgq

    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    I was up early to golf on a Sunday morning many years ago. Dropped by the ATM before getting to the course. A car was in front...not moving...beep, nothing.

    Get out to see whats up - guy was passed out at the ATM from the night before with his dick in his hand, pants down to his ankles....
     
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    I did this at a taco bell many years ago
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    To his defense, sometimes they forget to tell you to pull to the next window.
     
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    Cashier should have been suspicious when they asked for sides of Narcan with the burgers.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Did you bring him to completion?
     
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    At first I thought that the guy could have been @Daveindiego.
    Then I remembered the part about him having a bank account and a car and that ruled him out.
     
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    Speaking of someone who needs to kill himself (http://www.wcax.com/story/33349567/multiple-people-killed-in-interstate-crash) :

    WILLISTON, Vt. -
    A horrific crash has left five people dead, including four students from Harwood High School.
    Police say the crash involved a wrong-way driver and a stolen police cruiser. Police say it all began just before midnight when they received a 911 call that a truck was heading north in the southbound land on Interstate 89 in the Bolton area.

    State Police say a car with five teenagers inside was hit by the wrong-way driver's truck and burst into flames, killing all of the teens. A Williston Police Department officer was the first to arrive on the scene and ran towards the scene. The officer pulled a female victim from the engulfed vehicle, and as he was attempting to put out the fire, State Police say 36-year-old Steven Bourgoin stole the cruiser and sped south at a high rate of speed with lights flashing.

    The officer radioed in that his cruiser was stolen. State Police say a Richmond Police officer set up to intercept it, and when Bourgoin saw that, he turned around on the interstate and headed north in the southbound lane back towards the original crash. Police say, he was still going at a high rate of speed. They say that's when he hit seven more vehicles. Williston Fire officials say that when they arrived on scene they found two cars on fire, including the police cruiser. In addition to those killed, they say five patients in varying conditions were transported to the hospital. Bourgoin was taken into custody with non-life threatening injuries.
     
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    I worked at drug store long ago that got robbed. The perp took a bunch of pills and passed out in the store when the police got there after noticing the light were on. BTW, this drug store was right across from the Police station in this town.

    Criminals just aren't that bright lol.
     
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    lol?
     
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    What say we just do it for him?
     
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    That happened last night, I live just a few miles from where those kids went to school. That guy better hope they keep him in jail for his own safety, wouldn't be surprised if he has a little "accident" sometime in the future.
     
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    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    Yea, I am
     
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    Welcome to every single White Castle in America between 3-4am at least a few times a week.
     
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    Good band name: Florida Man
     
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    Haha, I mean awww. :(


    Thats gangster talk,

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    Sorry bout that
     
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