A Fourty Year Old Man Said this At Dawgsaloon Today.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I had my mother change our phone plan and I now have unlimited calling and texts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Guess who? :mario:
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fourty. :jj:
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Super Mario: As I read through your posts, it is clear you are driven by a need for fame. You appear to be obsessive; fixated on an idea. Your posting style strongly suggests symptoms of schizophrenia, and in popoff threads, you appear to confuse yourself, blurring the line between reality and fantasy. You use greed, manipulation, and entitlement, to achieve power and fortune, and you often hotheadedly attack those close to you, with jealousy as an underlying motive. I place you at level TWELVE on the scale: A power-hungry psychopath who attacks when they are "cornered".
     
  4. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    gas face
     
  5. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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  6. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That could be me...... except that my mom is dead and i'm not 40 years old.

    :nocheer:
     
  7. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    brah
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Gilaet
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Schmoopy?

    Monk?

    Dawg?

    DrivenByDemons?

    Me?
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I had unlimited for years now. :fil:
     
  11. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Lawsy?
     
  12. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    DaveinDiego.




















    Oh wait, he's 67. :facepalm:
     
  13. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    and i'm not forty
     
  14. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Rhymes with poopy.
     
  15. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    lol, there is an adult on their moms cell plan? at 40 the mom would be 60ish+ give the poor woman a break and let her save for retirement.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I use couriers.
     
  17. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    daveindiego is 70 :grad:
     
  18. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    jd and it was actually his wife
     
  19. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You live with your parents, your sister and your brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have a car, you don't have luggage, you're fat and you're gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd: