A friend of mine needs clean piss immediately

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  1. Napoleon V

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    Which one of you can give my friend clean piss?
     
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  4. Napoleon V

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    It can't be my friends piss
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How can anyone but your friend give your friend your friend's piss.
     
  6. Napoleon V

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    Well he's posting a cleanse thing but I'm saying my friend can't cleanse he needs someone else's piss
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'll send my piss.
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    Ok thanks my friend really likes the taste of female piss so you're doing him a huge favour
     
  9. Pill Queen

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    I have a friend that uses synthetic piss very successfully & he's a medical professional.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Drinking my piss won't clean his piss. He should fill a bag on his hip with my piss instead.
     
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    use this multiple times a year for work.
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    What? He doesn't need to have his piss clean, he just likes to drink it.
     
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  14. Napoleon V

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    I'll try to make it so you can relate: A friend of mine needs clean oil immediately
     
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    Hookers charge extra for piss. FyI
     
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    I get it. I get you. I get your avatar.
     
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  17. Napoleon V

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    Thanks bro that's all I ever needed
     
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    is this an order or decleration?
     
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    Look on a dominatrix site. Some of em used to sell wine bottles full of their piss for $100.
     
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    Why did @garypagetwo ask you to make this thread and not just do it himself?