a friendly reminder to you motoXers...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by banksy, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    don't stand up on your pegs when ascending a 30 degree hill

    you could break your ribs

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  2. BethsZygote

    BethsZygote In Utero VIP

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    Cookies (and motocross) are my weakness
     
  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    they were created by man

    they can be solved by man
     
  4. slacker

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    i broke some ribs once... spun off the lip and cased a relatively small double... broke some ribs, broke sternum, and punctured a lung... right after leaving ER we hit up the local chinese food joint... i got food poisoning and was throwing up (or attempting to) for the next 24 hours... all i can say is constant vomiting on freshly broken ribs is NOT a good time...
     
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    broken sternum sounds PAINFUL
     
  6. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    He shits sideways and his ribs break when he stands up. Dude needs to see a real doctor ASAP.
     
  7. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Been riding since about 12, I'm 55 now. I've never really hurt myself on the dirt. or the street for that matter. He's just a fat load. You really have to be in shape . Even though round is a shape . :coffee:
     
  8. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    He's obviously riding on terrain that is beyond his skill level. Like a novice skier taking on a black diamond trail.
     
  9. bucketbuddy

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    i've been mountain biking for 20 years...you're an idiot if you get into more than you can handle. fuck him.
     
  10. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Yep. :2kbill: