a friendly reminder to you motoXers...

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  1. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    don't stand up on your pegs when ascending a 30 degree hill

    you could break your ribs

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  2. BethsZygote

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    Cookies (and motocross) are my weakness
     
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    they were created by man

    they can be solved by man
     
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    i broke some ribs once... spun off the lip and cased a relatively small double... broke some ribs, broke sternum, and punctured a lung... right after leaving ER we hit up the local chinese food joint... i got food poisoning and was throwing up (or attempting to) for the next 24 hours... all i can say is constant vomiting on freshly broken ribs is NOT a good time...
     
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    broken sternum sounds PAINFUL
     
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    Horff Well-Known Member

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    He shits sideways and his ribs break when he stands up. Dude needs to see a real doctor ASAP.
     
  7. Joe Bauers

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    Been riding since about 12, I'm 55 now. I've never really hurt myself on the dirt. or the street for that matter. He's just a fat load. You really have to be in shape . Even though round is a shape . :coffee:
     
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    He's obviously riding on terrain that is beyond his skill level. Like a novice skier taking on a black diamond trail.
     
  9. bucketbuddy

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    i've been mountain biking for 20 years...you're an idiot if you get into more than you can handle. fuck him.
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    Yep. :2kbill: