A Funny Thing About Sex....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by peterfonda, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Scientists say that the human sex drive is more powerful than any other human need aside from the need for food.

    The odd part is, while you can satisfy your sex drive by watching other people have sex and blowing a load, you can't satisfy your hunger for food by watching someone else scarf down a cheeseburger. In fact, that can make you even more hungry.

    Why is that?

    Discuss.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    scientists are often naive: i can prove the sex drive is not that powerful: eat normally for a week but do not have sex or use the toilet (piss is ok). at the end of the week take a laxative and see which urge is more powerful: the urge to get laid or the urge to shit.

    i rest my case.
     
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    If you had the opportunity to have the ultimate woman of your desires but only had 15 minutes to do it, would you take the woman and hold in your excrement or use the bathroom? I'd take the woman and go at it until I lost bowel control.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the fuck is THIS faggot
     
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    You can go for a week without shitting? :wtf:
     
  6. gilaet

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    fucking internet :facepalm:
     
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    this!
     
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    It's true. I almost crashed my car a bunch of times looking at hot chicks on billboards on the highway. When I talk with a hot woman, no matter in what situation (job interview, formal discussion etc), it doesn't take long before I start to wonder what she looks like naked.
     
  9. AmishGirl

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    I have neither a strong desire to have sex, nor a strong desire to eat. :dontknow:
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    Your sister is a fucking traitor and should've been executed!
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    29 posts, non-supporter and has maxed out rep. :facepalm:
     
  12. peterfonda

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    Haven't you ever seen Easy Rider or Dirty Mary Crazy Larry?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :shit:
     
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    this peterfonda dude is a huge faggot
     
  15. Estocada

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    Ok then. Would you blow me and then make me a sandwich? It's a win-win!




    Just kidding.



















    About the sandwich.