So thereâ€™s this hot chick that Iâ€™ve been hanging out with who claims she just wants to be friends so Iâ€™m playing the part but really trying to get in her pants I mean, why the fuck else would guys be friends with broads? We like to talk? Pfft. Anyway, sheâ€™s really cute and has tattoos all over her body which I think is very hot, except for this one tattoo on her thigh that creeps me out, I donâ€™t know what she was thinking. She probably lost a bet. Anyway, one night weâ€™re having our usual chat. All the usual bullshit when youâ€™re trying to bang a broad, you know, listening, talking, spilling guts, being supportive, etc. Then she asks me to tell her something really embarrassing that I wouldnâ€™t ever tell anyone else, because she wanted to tell me something really personal and show me something that was going to blow my mind but she had to know she could trust me so I had to drop a bomb on her. I couldnâ€™t think of anything at first and she was talking in a really sexy voice and getting me really hot. I told her a few stupid things but she said they werenâ€™t embarrassing enough so finally I just thought of the most absurd thing I could think of. I made up some story about my mother finding porn on my phone and me getting pissed and then finding her vibrator, left on in her room. I donâ€™t know where I pulled this stupid story out of my ass but I was desperate and I really thought she was going to take our relationship to the next level if I satisfied her demand. Well, not only did she not reciprocate, she is now running around town telling anyone who will listen my embarrassing story. It wasnâ€™t even true but people believe her and I am the laughing stock of the community. My friends all laugh behind my back. I can tell. And whatâ€™s worse, my mother is being shunned by all of her friends at bingo and she was removed from her favorite church group. I even heard she was blabbing about it on the internet, some gay Howard Stern site. This bitch has destroyed me. To think I trusted her and thought I had a chance to be her boyfriend. I feel so betrayed.