A girl that I confided in has violated my trust.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    So there’s this hot chick that I’ve been hanging out with who claims she just wants to be friends so I’m playing the part but really trying to get in her pants I mean, why the fuck else would guys be friends with broads? We like to talk? Pfft. Anyway, she’s really cute and has tattoos all over her body which I think is very hot, except for this one tattoo on her thigh that creeps me out, I don’t know what she was thinking. She probably lost a bet.

    Anyway, one night we’re having our usual chat. All the usual bullshit when you’re trying to bang a broad, you know, listening, talking, spilling guts, being supportive, etc. Then she asks me to tell her something really embarrassing that I wouldn’t ever tell anyone else, because she wanted to tell me something really personal and show me something that was going to blow my mind but she had to know she could trust me so I had to drop a bomb on her.

    I couldn’t think of anything at first and she was talking in a really sexy voice and getting me really hot. I told her a few stupid things but she said they weren’t embarrassing enough so finally I just thought of the most absurd thing I could think of. I made up some story about my mother finding porn on my phone and me getting pissed and then finding her vibrator, left on in her room. I don’t know where I pulled this stupid story out of my ass but I was desperate and I really thought she was going to take our relationship to the next level if I satisfied her demand.

    Well, not only did she not reciprocate, she is now running around town telling anyone who will listen my embarrassing story. It wasn’t even true but people believe her and I am the laughing stock of the community. My friends all laugh behind my back. I can tell. And what’s worse, my mother is being shunned by all of her friends at bingo and she was removed from her favorite church group. I even heard she was blabbing about it on the internet, some gay Howard Stern site.

    This bitch has destroyed me. To think I trusted her and thought I had a chance to be her boyfriend. I feel so betrayed.
     
  2. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    i see what you did there
     
  3. Root

    Root New Member

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    Yeah, good effort, but the mum fucking her son thread was better

    B+
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    With each spinoff thread you lose a layer of funny. It's a natural regression. I'm actually quite pleased with a B+ and expected much worse.
     
  5. boxers

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    shit you outta read what shes saying about you in the PMs, faggot
     
  6. Root

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    I was impressed with the detail, esp. the tatts.

    All that hard work needs to be rewarded
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i dont get it what am i missing?
     
  8. Scott

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    It actually flowed quite easily once I typed the first couple of words. The hardest thing was keeping it short. I could have gotten a novel or at least a short story out of it but who the fuck's going to read all that?
     
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    1. You're a liar

    2. tell people that his imaginary girl has a smelly pussy and that she has a nazi SS symbol on her taint.
     
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  11. Scott

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    This is more like what I expected.
     
  12. Root

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    Go here, and then here
     
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    Topo, why the neg???
     
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    thanks

    i didnt neg u bro someone is framing me
     
  15. Root

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    Fair enough

    Someone's after me...
     
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    :weird: I just got negged and the dumbass signed it Topo too. Retard doesn't know I can see who reps me and they're screenname :facepalm:

    :dontknow:
     
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    Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
     
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    Spill it Bear
     
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    it was fuck face HAL