A good OP

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  1. Nerd

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    OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"

    Posters1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"

    OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"

    Poster5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"

    Posters6-8: "We're lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"

    Poster9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"

    OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"

    Poster10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned."

    OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."

    Posters11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"

    OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"

    Poster19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."

    Poster20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"

    "OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."

    **Posters1-20 piss in the well**

    Poster21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    tl;dr
     
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    Fuck reading all that you drunk cooze.
     
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    Nerdy post some new foot pics for me
     
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    I feel stupid and contagious
     
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    disturbing
     
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    You are saying all of the right things, honey. :woowoo:
     
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    I'm a crayfish. Someone's holding me around the midsection. I can't reach them with my claws. Ahhhhh!!!!
     
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    Yes...just...like...that...
     
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    This is a message of hope for people who are half human and half retarded. I love to scratch lottery tickets. I love to sing. I love to bowl. I love to, uhhh, throw rocks against the tree. It's a fun life. And if you see someone with half retarded, uhhh, give them this message tip.
     
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    Somebody needs a blog.
     
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