OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!" Posters1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!" OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?" Poster5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!" Posters6-8: "We're lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!" Poster9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!" OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?" Poster10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned." OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..." Posters11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!" OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!" Poster19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches." Poster20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!" "OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface." **Posters1-20 piss in the well** Poster21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."