A guy in my office got a concussion during a Nerf gun war.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    workers' comp :grad:






    P.S. what kinda faggots you work with?
     
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    Only acceptable excuse is if he took a header in to a file cabinet or some shit
     
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    He was running around and he ran smack dab into someone's big ass gun. Afterwards he felt woozy. That night his wife found him at home passed out and they had to rush him to the hospital. :facepalm:
     
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    Funny as fuck. :hhh:
     
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    The OP works at Faggots R Us.
     
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    artiesoffspring it currently planning his wardrobe for PRIDE.
     
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    Lemme borrow your wedding tux.
     
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    What a pussy.
     
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    When he comes back to work we're all going to wear football helmets. :hhh:
     
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    Does he even lift?
     
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    Only forks and cookies.
     
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    Why wasn't he wearing his protective helmet?

    I assume that you and your peers wear protective helmets at all times.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

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    Now's the time for you to make your move and try to fuck his wife in the butt.

    She can't be satisfied.
     
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    This is true.
     
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    I dont believe you work in an office and I dont believe your shit friends could afford a Nerf Gun.
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  19. Lemmy

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    :owned:
     
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    You need to fuck that guy's wife since he is no man. :fil: