A guy in my office got a concussion during a Nerf gun war.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    workers' comp :grad:






    P.S. what kinda faggots you work with?
     
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    Only acceptable excuse is if he took a header in to a file cabinet or some shit
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    He was running around and he ran smack dab into someone's big ass gun. Afterwards he felt woozy. That night his wife found him at home passed out and they had to rush him to the hospital. :facepalm:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Funny as fuck. :hhh:
     
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    The OP works at Faggots R Us.
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    artiesoffspring it currently planning his wardrobe for PRIDE.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Lemme borrow your wedding tux.
     
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    What a pussy.
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    When he comes back to work we're all going to wear football helmets. :hhh:
     
  12. dawg

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    Does he even lift?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Only forks and cookies.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Why wasn't he wearing his protective helmet?

    I assume that you and your peers wear protective helmets at all times.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Now's the time for you to make your move and try to fuck his wife in the butt.

    She can't be satisfied.
     
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    This is true.
     
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    I dont believe you work in an office and I dont believe your shit friends could afford a Nerf Gun.
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  19. Lemmy

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    :owned:
     
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You need to fuck that guy's wife since he is no man. :fil: