A hilarious joke

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    These two brothers come to America to seek their fortune. They part ways once they arrive, but agree to meet in five years to see how they have fared.

    After five years, the brothers meet up. One is poor and one is rich. The rich one became rich by developing a jack off machine that unzips you, jacks you off, cleans you, then zips you back up, at $1 a use.

    The poor one says, "Can I borrow your idea?" The rich one says yes, on the condition that he change it up a little so that it's not exactly the same.

    Then they agree to meet again in five years.

    So five more years pass, and the brothers meet again; this time the poor brother is even richer than the rich brother.

    The rich brother asks the newly rich brother, "What did you do with my idea?"

    The newly rich brother says, "I used your idea. My machine unzips you and jacks you off for a dollar, but it won't let go until you give it another dollar."

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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Why does Snoop Dawgy Dawgg always carry an umbrella?




    For the drizzle my nizzle!!!
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    made me grin
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Jealous?
     
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    You are a very good joke teller.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    does this machine really exist?
     
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    Yes, it's called a wife.
     
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    How did Patti Reagan know her father had Alzheimer's?

    he started returning her calls

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    I thought the joke was gonna go that the poor brother said he's broke because he spent all his money on a jack off machine. :derp:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's a good joke.
     
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    i think there's a flaw in the even richer brother's business model. he might make a chunk of change immediately, but in the long run he won't get repeat customers and word will get out on social media that the jack off machine is a rip off machine that holds one's deenk hostage for a dollar.

    social media.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I heard this joke second hand and the person telling me was really bad at telling it. They're like, "He used a really funny phrase for jacking off but I don't remember what it was, but that's what this machine did.'"
     
  20. DarkFriday

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