A Howard quote about post marriage sex

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I know this is a but older but just came across it for the first time and had to laugh out loud. He is just so blind.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/16/howard-stern-rolling-stone-divorce-_n_836442.html

    I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior. And really, was it so great fucking every night? They're using me for my fame, I'm using them for their beauty, and the whole fucking thing seemed empty."

    So he gets with and marries Beth Ostrosky...:haha:
     
  2. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    who looks at their girl's vagina?
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    "Right, Robin?"

    Howard is so gay. I can close my eyes and picture every detail of my woman's vagina.
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    its weird because beef is most certainly using him for his fame and many things he's said in the past indicate he's just using her for her beauty
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    also the asskissing in the comments is out of control.....someone said beth was a "successful model and spokesperson in her own right"
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    That's what had me rolling. He said girls using him for his fame and him using young girls and beauty was bullshit and creepy, so he gets with the biggest fame whore gold digger who besides getting his money, has used him for Fashion shows, TV appearances, magazine covers, red carpets, books, etc. :snicker:
     
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    right? i could point my girl's out of a 100 vagine line up. i study it like the torah!
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. I ain't putting my dick in something that hasn't been thoroughly inspected by me.
     
  9. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    That is the normal hetero male response. We are visually oriented creatures. Howard is just gay, there is no other excuse.
     
  10. pontius pilot

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  11. peterfonda

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    And despite all that, she's still a D-List nobody.
     
  12. Phillipmcd

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    Wow. Howard honesty, I sort of remember that.
     
  13. Rob0729

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    Howard seems to have to convince himself that he didn't go after Beth because she was young and pretty and that she would have been with him if he was a plumber rather than a rich celebrity.

    I think the surrogate mother comment is the most telling. From comments in the past, what made Howard fall in love with Beth is that she was very motherly to him and dedicated everything to him. So all he did was doing many hook ups looking for a surrogate mother, he stuck with one surrogate mother.
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    What he didn't realize is, she was doing that so she could win him and his money over. Like a true gold digger. "Oh my God, I love talking about my husband, Oh my God I love that my husband talks over me on 60 min, Oh my God I love washing my husbands feet". All gold digger "speak". No real girl would love any of that. Unless it was for millions.

    Howard got ......suckered.
     
  15. Mulletude

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    And as we all know from Ben Stern... "Sucker pays".
     
  16. DaBUU

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    "I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior. And really, was it so great fucking every night? "


    No heterosexual man thinks like this ever, even for a split second. And I have to agree, fucking every night is just awful and not great. :rolleyes:
     
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    exactly, if my wife started talking or acting over dramatic like The Beef, I'd ask her what the fuck she was up to, cuz I'd know something was up.
     
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    Oh yeah....The over all appearance of labia and vagine are huge with me.......
     
  19. Lou Skunt

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    Right? I am scared by some of floppy poon I have seen on the Internet. :eek:
     
  20. Lou Skunt

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    That is terrifying! Some beat up vaginas in those molds. :hhh: