A Howard Stern Joke from 2001

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  1. Bye You!

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    Stern told this side-splitter on January 3, 2001.

    I heard a joke. you wanna hear it, Jackie? Tell me if you ever heard this one. Stop me if you heard it.

    Let me see if I can tell it on the air.

    An Irish guy, an Italian guy and a Polish guy are in a bar. They're having drinks. And the Italian guy goes "this bar is pretty good but the one back in Italy is so much better, cuz if you go to the one in Italy, if you buy a drink...and then you buy your second drink, the third drink they give you free.

    The irish guy goes "that's pretty good, but back in Ireland, we got a much better bar: you buy a drink, the second drink they give you free. You buy another drink, they give you another drink free."

    The Polish guy goes "I got you all beat! Back in Poland they got the BEST bar. You go in, first drink is free, second drink is free, THIRD drink is free. THEN they take you back in the back room and get you laid.

    so this guy goes "that's unbelievable! That happened to you?"

    He goes "No, my sister"

    :nocheer:
     
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    Since I like you Bye You, i'll give this thread 2 stars instead of 1. :giggle:
     
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    I miss the days when Howard was funny. Not that that was all that funny. But still.
     
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    I thought it was funny, but in a Jackie Martling kind of way.
     
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    yeah, it wasn't, but at least he was kinda sorta a little bit edgy. NO ONE could ever tell a joke like that now.
     
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    thanks! :wigtip:

    i know the joke sucks. what's funny is he makes fun of polish chicks.
     
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    6-24-12
    Never Forget
    :bigcry:
     
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    Beth always gets asked to go in the back room.
    :bee:
     
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    and she goes without ANY drinks!

    OOOOOH, there's PONIES back there?????? YAY!!!!!
    [​IMG]
     
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    [video=youtube;1ytCEuuW2_A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/video]
     
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    I listened to an October 2003 show last night.
    An amazing discussion about Katie Courics horrible plastic surgery was had. Howard said he saw her at a Hamptons gathering and it was hideous....:jj:

    ....the discussion evolved into goofing on lispy Steven Spielberg and his colored negro kids.
     
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    My pants are down and my cock is hard.
    How does she do it....:bigcry:
     
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    Beth O came from Pittsburgh P.A.
    She hitch hiked her way across the U.S.A.
    Plucked her eyebrows on the way
    Shaved her legs and he was a she - she said

    Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
    Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
     
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    But coke, I'm sorry, I meant coffee, is another story! :bounce:


    :secret: allegedly
     
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    And the cuckold guy goes dough$ dough-dough$ dough$ doughdoughdough$
    Dough$ doughdough$ doughdough$ dough doughdough$ doughdoughdough$
     
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    hahaha yes! i was just thinking this!
     
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    [video=youtube;O-zHng4Zh5g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zHng4Zh5g[/video]

    Can't find it, but I know it's on youtube. One of Jackies:

    An old jewish guy gets into a cab and starts driving down the street. He sees a guy beating up another guy and pulls over the break up the fight. The jewish guy sticks his head out the window and yells, "Stop it. Stop it. Stop the meter!"

    Much funnier with Jackie yelling. +r if you can find the clip.