Stern told this side-splitter on January 3, 2001. I heard a joke. you wanna hear it, Jackie? Tell me if you ever heard this one. Stop me if you heard it. Let me see if I can tell it on the air. An Irish guy, an Italian guy and a Polish guy are in a bar. They're having drinks. And the Italian guy goes "this bar is pretty good but the one back in Italy is so much better, cuz if you go to the one in Italy, if you buy a drink...and then you buy your second drink, the third drink they give you free. The irish guy goes "that's pretty good, but back in Ireland, we got a much better bar: you buy a drink, the second drink they give you free. You buy another drink, they give you another drink free." The Polish guy goes "I got you all beat! Back in Poland they got the BEST bar. You go in, first drink is free, second drink is free, THIRD drink is free. THEN they take you back in the back room and get you laid. so this guy goes "that's unbelievable! That happened to you?" He goes "No, my sister"