a J High Pie nightmare....

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  1. J Hi

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    I've never made a pie in my life. @Tuesday randomly mentioned this recipe a while ago. The ingredients are an interesting mixture so I thought I'd try it.

    you've got your:
    grannie smiths
    real maple syrup
    fresh thyme
    walnuts
    gorgonzola
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    like I said, I've never made a pie so this is a pre made crust...
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    Pie aficionado here, in :lunch:

    Looks like quality stuff!
     
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    Ok! Now this sounds interesting!! :umunch:
     
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    I'm dubious. :p It seems good in theory. But something is amiss.
     
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    I coarsely chopped up the apples...maybe I should have made them smaller....
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    as Tuesday said, here's all the shits mixed together....
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    top crust on with an egg wash...they said to cut some slits in it, so I did....
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    Sam helping out as usual :wub:

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    Is that a Pi symbol in your pie? Not bad!
     
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    said pie, all cooked up..looks great! deceitful little fucker though....
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    :jj: I didn't even notice that...completely random :)
     
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    That filling needs a tiny bit of salt. If I may be so bold. :coffee:
     
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    Intrigue..

    Is it is, or is it ain't?
     
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    EC, did any snow stick where you're at? ours did..I'll take a pretty pic :)
     
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    Just a light dusting. :sunny: Enough to make everything pretty. It will probably melt as soon as the sun is out. :sun:
     
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    Apples + no flour = bad idea

    Giant slits = bad idea
     
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    My guess is this filling also needed a little tapioca, or flour, to toss it together, like you do with apple pies. So it doesn't all fall apart. That's a hunch. :umunch:
     
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    I don't give a shit of it falls apart......I'll eat that fucker with a spoon. How do it taste? :c
     
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    Why can't you just shut the fuck up for a few minutes and stop critiquing like a goddamned know-it-all? Let it play out, MAN
     
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    That's what I'm thinking. It would be so good as a side dish with pork or what have you. Treat it as a savory dish, rather than sweet. :wub: Or for lunch with a salad. :uwub:
     
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    :) you might be on to something....