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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dexterdog, Jun 6, 2013.

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If You Passed Howard In Flames On The Sidewalk,

Poll closed Jun 8, 2013.
  1. Piss on him so he can continue to give us more good radio and AGT

    12.5%
  2. Find a gas can and accelerate the flames ensuring no more show or AGT

    12.5%
  3. Do nothing but use your iPhone to record the carnage and later post to Youtube

    75.0%
  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Here is a bit of a twist on the classic Fuck/Marry/Kill scenario: You're walking down the street, minding your own business and you come across Howard Stern engulfed in flames. Do you

    1. Piss on him with the chance of putting out the flames and possibly have him return to the airwaves and continue to give us good radio?

    2. Find the nearest can of gasoline and pour it over his flaming head and accelerate the flames, thus putting an end to any possibility of further 3-days-a-week-when-he's-not-on-vacation good radio?

    3. Do nothing while whipping out your iPhone (or device of your choice) and uploading the footage of the carnage on Youtube.
     
  2. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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  3. John Walker

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    1 of course. If you let him die, Beth get's the cash. She'll get it sooner or later anyway but if he lives she'll have to keep attempting to polish that knob for her allowance. As a bonus, try visualizing her blowing his skin grafted member.
     
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  4. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    3. no-brainer
     
  5. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd have to whip out the cam and film him on fire, then I would keep filming as I whipped out my dick to piss on him to save his life. win/win :cheer:
     
  6. WillyBest

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    I shit my pants and it made me giggle a little bit.
     
  7. Know More BS

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    Jerk off on Beth. Because men just can't help themselves.