Here is a bit of a twist on the classic Fuck/Marry/Kill scenario: You're walking down the street, minding your own business and you come across Howard Stern engulfed in flames. Do you 1. Piss on him with the chance of putting out the flames and possibly have him return to the airwaves and continue to give us good radio? 2. Find the nearest can of gasoline and pour it over his flaming head and accelerate the flames, thus putting an end to any possibility of further 3-days-a-week-when-he's-not-on-vacation good radio? 3. Do nothing while whipping out your iPhone (or device of your choice) and uploading the footage of the carnage on Youtube.