A ketchin for chicks and homos

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Yesterday we had a retirement party at work. Great food and a nice cake.

    This chick brought decorations. Balloons and "glitter" that she sprinkled down the center of the tables. The individual glitter pieces were large, not the small dust type.

    She then proceeds to sprinkle the cake with this shit. When asked wtf she was doing she said don't you watch the Food Network? This is a thing. Each individual person is supposed to pick the glitter off of their piece of cake.

    Anyone ever hear of this or does this broad need to be kicked in the twat?

    Thank you, I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
     
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    fuck youre old
     
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    Mm hmm. Any other chicks or homos want to weigh in?
     
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    youre like twice my age and you spend your day trying to troll me
     
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    Snatch the glasses off that old bird and stomp them with your boot.
     
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    :yes:
     
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    :wtf: It was a question about cakes
     
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    Michael's sells edible glitter. Oogah!
     
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    :pie:
     
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    You replied to his thread, not the other way around.
     
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    :pie:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    your wife?
     
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    Shh, I think he's going somewhere with this.
     
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    You should use that finger to pop some chin zits.
     
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    havent had a zit since 10th grade :scratch:
     
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    I've never heard of it but I don't get invited to parties
     
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    I throw all the parties for my office and there is always the one motherfucker who bitches that the cake frosting wasn't "flavorful" enough or that the salad didn't have enough dressing.
    Bunch of thankless dickheads.

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