A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    It really is, no shit. :c
     
  2. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    you ever get the crotch in the face and see the tampon string?
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Did you wear sweat pants?
     
  4. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    is she crying because she's giving a freebee, or because you're paying her in pennies?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Instead of rolled up dollars, we used tah put 50 cents on each cheek...
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
     
  8. Albert

    Albert New Member

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    Bloodhound Gang
     
  9. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Tell Mom to suck it up and start grinding like a big girl.
     
  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yes. Ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :dancin:
     
  12. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    i like it when they start getting twitchy from not smoking crack in the last couple hours. feels like a fish flopping around in your lap.
     
  13. Albert

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    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :pimp:
     
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    Chaos Active Member

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    i like doing body shots out of their c-section scars.
     
  16. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    When it comes to lapdances, I prefer to do the crying.
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Chaos Active Member

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    i like that one joke that strippers do, where they write on napkin "help, i've been taken and kidnapped from my country, help me please!" strippers, they are such jesters.
     
  19. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Just where are you going to check out strippers, yo? :scratch:
     
  20. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    oh you know the one by the airport, in the plain looking building without a sign.