Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Feb 15, 2012.
It really is, no shit.
you ever get the crotch in the face and see the tampon string?
Did you wear sweat pants?
is she crying because she's giving a freebee, or because you're paying her in pennies?
Instead of rolled up dollars, we used tah put 50 cents on each cheek...
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Tell Mom to suck it up and start grinding like a big girl.
Yes. Ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
i like it when they start getting twitchy from not smoking crack in the last couple hours. feels like a fish flopping around in your lap.
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
i like doing body shots out of their c-section scars.
When it comes to lapdances, I prefer to do the crying.
i like that one joke that strippers do, where they write on napkin "help, i've been taken and kidnapped from my country, help me please!" strippers, they are such jesters.
Just where are you going to check out strippers, yo?
oh you know the one by the airport, in the plain looking building without a sign.