A letter to Schmoopy's parents.

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  1. Slippy

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    Lulz
     
  3. baltimore mike

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    what would he do if he didnt have this place to mentally vent?
     
  5. Napoleon V2

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    whoever wrote that is fucked up
     
  6. psyllium husk

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    whoever wrote that should end up like this :


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  7. Billy Brown

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    I love how they killed him.
    Very old school.
     
  8. Slippy

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    Yeah. It's only funny if you imagine Schmoopy's mom reading it.
     
  9. Diogenes1

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    rated 5 stars

    rock on
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    LOL :jj:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    she needs a proofreader
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Do you scumbag car salesman normally look up potential customer's phone #'s when they specifically ask to be contacted via email only and didn't give you their # in the first place??????? This just happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Repulsive. Makes me sick to my stomach.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Go live in a trailer in the woods with your wild animal kid :backlol:
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    The fucking asshole must've used some kind of background check site to find my # because he had my name and address. Unfuckingbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I just emailed the dealership back and asked how in the fuck did they get my # when I didn't give it to them.
     
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    Do you feel violated?
    He prolly posts at SB
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

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    Damn, that letter is brutal :jj:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Some marble mouth named Jeremy left a voicemail on my cell. I couldn't fucking believe it. Well, Jeremy just kissed this potential sale goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd: