Recorded all 3 shows so far. This is the only way to watch this miserable show, IMO. So you can fast forward through the bullshit. here is the synopsis: Premier - 2 hours long 1. Snake handler 1:27 (used a rattlesnake in act. 99% of bite vicitms survive if given anti-venom within 2hrs) 2. Country singer (who just happens to already have a record contract) 1:32 3. Dancer - novelty act, buzzed after 27 seconds 4. Guy that contracted every muscle in his body - another novelty, buzzed in 7 secs 5. Alien singer - novelty, buzzed in 10 secs 6. Avant Garde noise music - novelty act - buzzed in 28 seconds 7. Shadow Dancers - actually a very good act - 1:29 8. Dancers - 3 dudes, dancing to singing in the rain 1:32 9. Comedian - :18 seconds 10. Chuck from the Bronx - 3 food challenges - Novelty act - buzzed at 1:18 11. Singer - 10 yr old boy - buzzed at 20 seconds 12. Singer - 10 yr old girl - good singer - 1:29 13. Chorus/orchestra - played and sang "Call Me Maybe" Somehow, the judges liked this. Just awful. 1:35 14. Special Head - dude that levetated - Howard buzzed early, then took back "X" after act. 1:21 15. Female Comedian/impersonator - very bad act (so bad she had to say who she was impersonating because you couldn't tell) - Howard laughed the whole time - 1:19 16. Singer/dancer - one song guy - "B-double O-T-Y" 1:32 Total: about 17 minutes of acts, 2 good ones, but one already has a record contract. Just commercials and fluff. Not hard to figure out why ratings suck. Show 2 and 3 coming later.