a little horror before you go to sleep....

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    TLDR



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  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    im not reading all that crap
     
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    WALLOFTEXT
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  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    2 sentence stories can be intimidating
     
  6. Rip mcdivvit

    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    I have been in jail.relax.
     
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  7. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    We ended our love making in climax, both of us screaming in extacy.

    When I reached over for a kiss goodnight, I felt a sharp prick on my upper lip. It was my father's beard.

    :eek:
     
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    That and it is all deflection. Every single one of them.

    It's like a bad comedy skit.
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :bigcry:
     
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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Your wife was fucking her brains out. When you were looking at bars.
     
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  11. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I was combing my son's hair.

    He is dead.



    I ate dinner.

    My jaw was wired shit ten years ago.



    I feed my cat.

    I have a dog.



    A bird shit on my car.

    I don't have a car.
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I eat airplane food.

    Because I am rich. Fuck you.


    I kick children in the face.

    I hate giraffes.


    God is a piece of cheese.

    Or something. Whatever man, the whole thing is bullshit.
     
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  13. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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