A Lonely Man and his Limo

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Aug 23, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He wanted to be loved.

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    He thought everybody loved him.

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    But to the public, he was just another waxwork.

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    He craved the attention of a real model.

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    But he was stuck with this.

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    I can;t find that gif of Beth ignoring him walking away on the red carpet. :nocheer:
     
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    But... but... but Beth loves him.
     
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    Great av, BTW.
     
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    this one?


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    :yes:
     
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    She looks bigger and hotter in that gif.
     
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    Beff and Heidi are both around the same age, both are modoes (ok, well one of them is a real model) etc. I wonder if Wiggy had somehow managed to hook up with Heidi back in 2000 instead of Beff would he be less of a douche-bag today?
     
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    Beth might have been a star in the WNBA. Look at those arms.
     
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    Looks like a tense moment in chimney land
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I wonder if the only friend he has is Ralph.
    Do you think he realizes yet that beth is a gold digger?
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I think he does. One of the reasons he's such a miserable fuck.
     
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    Wiggy has always seemed like a very 'quid pro quo' kind of guy to me. I think he fully realizes what Beff is and is happy enough to enter into whatever 'arrangement' he has going on with her.

    I think the only bit he miscalculated on was her desirability factor to other men. I think Wiggy has some fantasy going on in his own mind that men are looking at Beff and are now wildly jealous of Howard and 'prize'. That might have happened had he landed someone like Heidi Klum. However it's certainly not so with Horsey.
     
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    whenever i see a candid of howard like the one of him getting into his limo, i'm always amazed at how bizarre looking he really is.
     
  15. Bethstampon

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    his mouth breathing, slumped, sad, exhausted "that face" seams to be his default non-camera posture. His "no one is looking" body language or naturoe state. Poor bastard...and in that "get away from me" smile on Beff is unmistakable as she gawks at the cameras. Gross
     
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    Holy shit - she pretty much SHOOOO's him away with her purse, like she's swatting away a fly.... and this poor gazillionaire slumps at the shoulders and slinks away, dejected looking and miserable... what a first class, grade A attention WHORE.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    She clearly doesn't want to be famous! ;)
     
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    "SHOO SHOO retarded joo!"

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  19. IlluminatiJones

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    And I think that's only half the story.

    I think when they separate, the cameras follow Howard, leaving Beefus feeling like a doofus, so she runs up to be next to him in the pictures too, and "BOING!!!"s off him like a pinball.

    Does anybody have that part?
     
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    YES! I remember... she's on him like white on rice, pronto! SO OBVIOUS!!! She thinks they want her picture SOLO .... but they really want HOWARD! BWHA!