A look into Thanksgiving dinner at Schmoopy's house

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  1. dawg

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    Lots of Schmoopy tears, a piss drunk Cookie, and One Eyed Pappy punting the turkey off the back porch in a blind rage.
     
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    You're not part of the family.

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    fake
     
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    I'm thankful for video games and the new halo and mom buying me a new xbox one after dick dad broke the first one.
     
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    Us drunks can smell bullshit a mile away.
     
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    if it was real, there would have been blood or at least a black eye.
     
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    eating in the basement.
     
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    Where's the MS Paint with Cookie's doggie bag?
     
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    Dear God find Jessie a job :jj:
     
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    Kid seems like a huge twat.
     
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    totally. dysfunction that severe would end with punches not a tantrum.
     
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    jessie is a faggit name for a boy. just like glenn, randy, barry, or jaimie.
     
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    "Dad" jumps up and instead of grabbing the kid, puts on a baseball cap.

    :ElaineBenes:
     
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    don't forget Mike
     
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  20. Harry Gibbs

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    you know schmoopy's mom always calls him "michael," right?
     
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