A Man Named Bacon Assaults Person For Eating His Sausage..

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  1. teehee

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    Reports: Bacon assaults man over piece of sausage
    Victim not identified, did not require treatment..
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    A New Jersey man was arrested and accused of assault after fighting over a piece of sausage, USA Today and the Huffington Post reported.

    Thing is, the man’s name is Bacon.

    Thomas Bacon, 19, allegedly attacked another person in his home for eating a piece of sausage, police in Madison, New Jersey, told NJ.com.

    The victim was not identified and did not require treatment. Bacon was released on his recognizance, Madison Patch reported.

    According to USA Today, it's "doubtful Bacon will fry for the alleged crime."
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    What I really want to know is was his sausage sweet, or hot and spicy..;)
     
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    Bacon and sausage don't mix. He should have known that. LOL!
     
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    We call this "breakfast" in my house.

    This should have been the First Commandment: Thou shall not touch a man's sausage with permission (hot ladies are excepted from this rule, of course).
     
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    "Sometimes you eat the sausage, sometimes the sausage eats you"

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    Hello Thomas...


     
  7. UpInSmoke123

    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    So now we're making threads about shit that would be too corny for a Leno monologue? Really? That's what we do now? Good lord. Fuck this thread.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    So edgy.

    You should ask for your $5 back, fuckface.
     
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    what $5?
     
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    :jj: forget it. I like your photoshops.