A Messge To My Subjects

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I would like to thank the 87 posters who saw fit to honor me by casting their ballots in my name for Poster of the Year. Seeing the number was nice, sure, but when I clicked on it and saw all the names who showered me with their affection, it was truly a touching and humbling moment. I can't stand here and lie to you with some faux humility like "I don't deserve it." because I certainly fucking do, just like the great men who came before me @GaryPuppet , @Nemo and @mr.dracula did, but know that in my heart, I appreciate every mother fuckin last one of you who voted for me.

    Now here is a list of the best and brightest that the Dawg Shed has to offer:


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    Which of you will volunteer to carry my throne? Applications and interviews to be Throne Bearers will start on Monday. I'm kinda meaty, so ya better have some strength.


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  2. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Ahhhhhh.....go fuck yourself, ya fuckstick.
     
  3. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Yer just mad cause I mentioned "meaty" and you started thinking of yer woman.
     
  4. Roland Schwinn

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    I think, as a supporter of yours, I and the rest of us who voted for you should get to see any new Sheddette nudes you receive as a direct result of this victory and new title!
     
  5. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Not true! Had you said fatty meat, I'd have thought of her.
     
  6. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I wish I could, but I must respect the anonymity and privacy of any naked broads trying to gain favor. Plus, posting nudes w/o permission is a felony in NJ.
     
  7. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    For all that fanfare, the designation is abbreviated to POTY. Ha!
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i loved everybody in the poll equally so i had to abstain from voting.
     
  9. Roland Schwinn

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    PFFFFFf I'm taking my vote back.
     
  10. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    More importantly, a question. Do white girls generally have cleaner assholes than other chicks? Or does it depend?
     
  11. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    I share your love of porn but I voted for @1Vegasgirl who has a much nicer ass and is responsible for probably half my reps.

    I guess I'm a liberal, since clearly my vote can be bought.
     
  12. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    You got twenty something percent of the vote,....it's not all that.
    Relax ego :coffee:
     
  13. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    I voted for you, lordship. When do I get the kickbacks? I'll take monetary payment over a role in your administration.
     
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  15. Mr Vengeance

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    They don't, but it's just a lot harder to tell with non-white women.
     
  16. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    :spank:
     
    wife is a whore and Cinnaminion like this.
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I didn't register to vote, on the lam from paying alimony. fuck the gov.
     
    BooeyBanana and wife is a whore like this.
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    How do you know? I heard Wifey is doing crazy lunges and squats these days.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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