A Mexican, a 400lb Apple fanboy, and a hairbrush rapist walk into a bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, May 4, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

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    The bartender looks up and says "What'll it be, guys?"

    The hairbrush rapist says "I'm driving home tonight so I'll just have some shots of vodka and a few beers"

    The 400lb Apple fanboy says "I'll have a blended up subway sandwich, kosher please"

    and the Mexican goes "Oh is this the bar I meant to go to the Stern Show forum"

    @dawg
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Sweet burns, gp2 style!!! :cool:
     
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    Who's supposed to be the 400lb Apple fanboy?
     
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    garypagetwo walks into a bar, stares at the floor all night and goes home alone :jj: Get it?
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i think he's referring to @larryluncg
     
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    Its eizer Floggy, Chleeza or Gonye Vest.
     
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    Or @DrSublux 's Wife :dontknow:
     
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  11. garypagetwo

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    @newcastlefan
     
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    ANd then the all ass raped the fake Euro twink that was sitting in the back of the bar.
     
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  13. garypagetwo

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    wow they sound really gay
     
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    :owned:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am not talking to you anymore:no:
     
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    They sure do.
     
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    To be serious for a moment, do you get cell phone notifications whenever I log on? :wtf:
     
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