A most unusual camera

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Martina, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    WOW - Beth needs to stay in the Hamptons with her magic camera


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  2. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Great. Now she'll starve herself for 3 days and not shit EVER.

    All modeling photographs are divorced from reality.
     
  3. BabyJane

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    A decent Twilight Zone episode!
    Not great-but decent. :hhh:
     
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    She has such an expressive face! Wow! [​IMG]
     
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    It's probably just backed-up fecal matter.
     
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    in the florida pic she looks emaciated. howard should let her eat.
     
  8. Sacredcow

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    I wonder if howie realizes the only reason he got into photography was to take pictures of his model wife or if genuienly considers himself to have any talent. I love how everyone is a photographer now. They buy an $800 camera and a lighting for dummies book and they are experts, trying to justify spending all that money on a hobby.
     
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    not the camera its the software:lmao:

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  10. Sacredcow

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    Yea that too. With that terrible boys visit the hamptons video you can see he spends hours maniupulating the original. I bet you he has a folder of shots of himself that he photoshopped the shit out of to stroke his ego.
     
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    I though the main reasons for Howard's interest in "fertography" were:

    1. He hates his sister, Ellen, is jealous of the attention she 'steals' from his parents, and wanted to show her up by quickly becoming better than her. (Ellen has been "into" photography for decades and has apparently won a few awards.)

    2. He had not only plateaued at chess, but was actually getting worse, so he figured he'd better bail and find a new hobby.

    3. He gets cheap / free Apple products from the same place he gets his cameras and lights. It's all about plugs and sponsors.

    4. He got sick of paying FHM & Hamptons magazines to take the pictures, so he decided to wet his beak by taking them, himself.
     
  12. Sacredcow

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    Didnt know his sister was into it too. It makes more sense now. What a schmuck.
     
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    I've seen some of her pictures, she is quite good.
     
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    :hat:
     
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