A muzzie walks into a gay bar...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rubber Biscuit, Jun 17, 2016.

  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...3 hours later crawls out of the same bar, sweatin, blood leaking from his shitpipe, screaming for Allah. That's what happens.
     
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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I thought my thread was a little funnier...Sheesh.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    the omg omg omg cubby thread was funnier than this
     
  4. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    Thread of the day
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    :secret:of 2016, so far.
     
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  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Bone cancer is funnier.
     
  7. BobWeired

    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    You better be careful.
    Thems fighting words.
     
  8. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This punchline ranks up there with "To get to the other side", "That's what SHE said", and "Not that there's anything wrong with that".
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    idiot

    You should have to interview to be able to put up threads.
     
  10. EnricoPalazzo

    EnricoPalazzo Smokeless Tenor Gold

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    You need to incorporate "and Ralph asked him.....". You're welcome.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    This cunt actually bumped this shit?
     
  12. EnricoPalazzo

    EnricoPalazzo Smokeless Tenor Gold

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    Hey. Nice to meet you Phil. How's the family?