A New Joke Writer for the HSS?

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  1. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    Remember the story from over the weekend, where the guy drove his truck on the frozen Toms River in NJ to do doughnuts? Sadly, the guy's dog drowned in the truck when it fell through the ice.

    A cop from a neighboring town posted the following on his Facebook page, and is now "under investigation."

    “Keeping with the same topic...Why didn’t the dog do the Doggie Paddle...Was his favorite movie Dog Day Afternoon...And was he listening to Van Halen’s Diver Down just before going thru the ice ? These are the questions I want answered !!!”

    “Truck plunging thru the ice with a dog inside brings a whole new meaning to FROZEN WEINER or DIRTY WATER DOG...What, to soon, calm down u animal loving freaks...”

    http://www.app.com/story/news/crime...cop-investigated-dog-facebook-posts/24345275/

    Seaside cop investigated in dog Facebook posts


    Following crude Facebook posts that appear to be about a dog that died Sunday, Seaside Heights Police Sergeant Thomas Yannacone is the subject of an administrative internal affairs investigation, according to Detective Steve Korman.

    The posts, confirmed by Korman, appear to be about Rolo, a dog who died in a truck that fell into Toms River.

    Driver charged after truck fell through ice

    “Keeping with the same topic...Why didn’t the dog do the Doggie Paddle...Was his favorite movie Dog Day Afternoon...And was he listening to Van Halen’s Diver Down just before going thru the ice ? These are the questions I want answered !!!”

    “Truck plunging thru the ice with a dog inside brings a whole new meaning to FROZEN WEINER or DIRTY WATER DOG...What, to soon, calm down u animal loving freaks...”

    Korman said Yannacone was off-duty at the time of the posts, which gained traction on social media. Chief Thomas Boyd was made aware of the posts and contacted the department’s office of professional responsibility.

    Yannacone will remain working on the force while he is investigated.
     
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  2. HORSETOOTHED

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    I remember way back a Stern fan drowned trying to save his dog... he had changed his name to Bob Abooey... or maybe that was his dog's name... something like that, I forget.
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    I don't object to joking about the dead dog. My problem is that they aren't funny and that he apparently has zero understanding of how that would fly with the public.
     
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    Agreed. Not fun and not funny. Maybe Holder should start an investigation?
     
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    It wasn't a stern fan at all, just some guy whose last name sounded like Abboey. THSS used to play the news report of the story and trying to make a joke out of it. This was after Artie left so that was considered cutting edge humor.
     
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    Don't quit your day job sergeant.
     
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    Is this your audition? Frankly, it sucks. Congratulations, you are funnier than Shuli though.
     
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    You make a bad splash and put your employer in a jam on social media....you will be reprimanded or fired!
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Must work for plugs
     
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    That sounds right.. I thought it was further back, I barely remembered it.